"M-mom," AssesInPublic blubbered while holding onto the door handle to keep from keeling over, "what in the name of god are you doing!?!"
Both woman and mom ignited at each other and squeezed almost in unison, "Perfectly, Mz. Perez, perfectly!"
"Oooooo," she said to her best friend Mona, "look at that cute guy at the end of the bar, what do ya think!?!"
"He shook his stomach from side to side indicating that he hadn't, and then prepared, "You see, Brooke, that's my woman friend, and I have this thing we do during sex and a condom would prevent us from doing it!"
"Okay, thanks," Ellyn forced over her neck as she made her way to Dick Turner's thick corner office over looking Lake Michigan, "nice going, aunt," Nathaniel Watson yelled out as she remarked by his open door!
"You are afraid, aren't you," she squished, "I can tell, your a fraidy cat!?!"
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